Chromosaur
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

surgeonamy:

My art style is called inconsistent

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

elasticitymudflap:

yeah that ship is cute but does it have a windows movie maker ‘every time we touch’ amv made of uncredited fanart?

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

The warning at the beginning of Fight Club (1999) 

averielizabethh:

Don’t watch anime bc ur expectation in boys will literally go up 5000%